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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Barry Donovan named NALMA Man of the Year!

Greetings fellow lock enthusiasts.

What can I say? I was shocked to learn that I, Barry Donovan, of Lock Talk with Barry Donovan, was going to be awarded with the North American Lock Masters Association Man of the Year. Here is a photo from the standing room only ceremony.

To my left is Harvey Dinklefwapp, head of the Peoria, Il chapter of NALMA and to my right is "Swervin" Irvin Wright, NALMA ombudsman. I could tell you a few tales of how he got the nickname "Swervin" from a bust at a what we thought was a legal brothel at a NALMA convention a few years back, but his wife might be reading this.

There may be a lot of naysayers out there trying to debunk all of the lock goodness that I spread here at Lock Talk with Barry Donovan, but NALMA's recognition of all of my hard work makes it all worthwhile.


PS - Remember, when you go with Barry Donovan - it's a lock!

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Barry Donovan is available for holiday bookings!

The holidays are a special time here at Lock Talk. With our recent rollout via the Internet, I wanted to let my loyal readers know that now is the time to book me, Barry Donovan, for your holiday party.

Also, I'd like to reiterate that I am very astute in all sorts of lock roundtable discussions. Whether it be about home security locks, locks of the aquatic variety (see Santa in a lock spreading holiday cheer) or even perhaps a lock of hair, Barry Donovan is your man.

So feel free to send me an e-mail requesting a time and we can discuss my personal appearance fee and any travel arrangements that are necessary.


PS - Remember, when you go with Barry Donovan- it's a lock!